it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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