he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just googled if crying burns calories
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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