the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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