Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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