I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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