your parents love me but you hate me
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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