at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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