i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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