his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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