matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
wow bdsm is so cute
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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