Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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