let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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