Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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