come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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