Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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