It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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