Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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