dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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