oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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