Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Operation Purity has been aborted
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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