Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My feet surprised me
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