Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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