hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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