belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?