I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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