he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
