CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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