Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
True but thats because hes a fetus.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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