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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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