I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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