I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Randomize
