My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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