There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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