I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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