There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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