How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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