He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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