were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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