Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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