I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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