Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
