Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
