Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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