Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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