i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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