they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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