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(513): View more from Ohio

Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out

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(513): Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out http://tfl.nu/2ht3

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(214): View more from Texas

ugly people sure do ruin things

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(214): ugly people sure do ruin things http://tfl.nu/4ggc

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(904): View more from Florida

I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.

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(904): I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale. http://tfl.nu/rt3p

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent

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(612): i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent http://tfl.nu/7y58

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started

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(812): Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started http://tfl.nu/zumk

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(856): View more from New Jersey

12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

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Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits

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(856): 12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong. (856): Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits http://tfl.nu/ncaq

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(313): View more from Michigan

I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.

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(313): I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6. http://tfl.nu/0yci

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(408): View more from California

She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety

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(408): She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety http://tfl.nu/edsh

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.

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Are you high?

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(701): I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea. (1-701): Are you high? http://tfl.nu/ioya

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(317): View more from Indiana

The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.

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Ya that ship has sailed dude

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(317): The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh. (1-317): Ya that ship has sailed dude http://tfl.nu/5hyc

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(619): View more from California

he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.

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(619): he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman. http://tfl.nu/fyou

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(613): View more from Ontario

NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER

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(613): NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER http://tfl.nu/1x2h

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.

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(973): Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts. http://tfl.nu/8jrx

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos

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(720): I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos http://tfl.nu/w3a2

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(415): View more from California

I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.

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(415): I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids. http://tfl.nu/608j

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