Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife