He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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