after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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