These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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