she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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