wanna go halves on a baby?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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