I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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