The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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