I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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