I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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