Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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